People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my social life is just a sitcom without a script! 🤷♂️🎭✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together. I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved. I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor. Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not. I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.