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55 Funny hour quotes

Funny hour quotes are the perfect blend of wit and whimsy to brighten your day โฐ๐Ÿ˜„. Whether you’re battling the Monday blues or just need a chuckle during your afternoon slump, these gems deliver a dose of humor right on time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘. From the absurd to the downright hilarious, they’re the ideal pick-me-up for any hour of the day ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜œ. Get ready to giggle and make time for a little fun! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ•’

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Posted on6 months ago

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Posted on6 months ago

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called โ€œHappy Hour.โ€

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Donโ€™t cry because itโ€™s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering โ€œusually an hourโ€ wasnโ€™t the right answer. I know this now.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When Iโ€™m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Iโ€™m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I donโ€™t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Actually, this email couldโ€™ve been a meeting. We couldโ€™ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone couldโ€™ve brought bagels.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

People who say that they donโ€™t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmateโ€™s movie with no audio and not understanding whatโ€™s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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