Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.