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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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"Rise and shine, early birds! 🌞⏰ Let's make time for both coffee and a healthy serving of my BS – it's the most important meal of the day! 🤣☕ #MorningBanter"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bullshit, earlier, hour, humor, morning, morning routine, people, priorities, routine, sarcasm, say, should, time, wake, wake up on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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