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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!
I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.
“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.
Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Commentary:
"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"
2 months ago
Share →: I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Commentary:
Looks like your pillow game is on a rollercoaster—going from painful to downright plush! 🎢🛌 Maybe your neck just has a flair for the dramatic. 😂 Time to find that perfect middle ground where comfort and support finally shake hands! 🤝😉
3 months ago
Share →: I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉
4 months ago
Share →: That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic struggle of trying to read lips that seem to have a mind of their own on screen! 📽️😂 Who knew a few milliseconds could drive us to the brink of self-inflicted popcorn throwing? Stay strong, brave subtitle warrior!"
4 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast – one day you're feeling invincible, the next, a sneeze becomes a risky maneuver! 🤧💥 Remember to stretch before those sudden sneezes, folks! 🤣 #AgeHitsYouFast"
4 months ago
Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue
5 months ago
Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Commentary:
"Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️‍♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pain of a joke falling flat! It's like experiencing a comedy show with crickets as the only audience 🦗, or telling a hilarious pun and receiving a blank stare in return. Remember, humor is subjective – but nothing stings quite like a joke lost in translation! #MisunderstoodLaughs"
5 months ago
Share →: I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – where the most strenuous activity can be just existing 😆💁‍♂️ It's like one minute you're fine, the next minute it's like 'Surprise!', now you're a human bobblehead! 🤷‍♀️💥 #AdultingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone"