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Funny hurt quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when life stings a little 😅💔. They turn pain into punchlines, making it easier to laugh through the ouch! Whether you’re nursing a broken heart or just a bruised ego, these witty lines serve up some much-needed humor and healing 😂✨. Ready to smile through the hurt? Let’s dive into the funniest way to cope with life’s little mishaps! 🎉😎

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Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

3 weeks ago
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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

1 month ago
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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

1 month ago
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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

1 month ago
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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

1 month ago
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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

1 month ago
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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

1 month ago
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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

1 month ago
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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

1 month ago
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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

1 month ago
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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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