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24 Funny hurt quotes

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film's subtitles are slightly out of sync.

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn't change anything but it can't hurt.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I've hurt my neck somehow.

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don't talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025