Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew my love came with a warranty and they still didn't read the fine print? 🤦♀️💔😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted. “You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.” You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?” The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”