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Mar 24, 2026

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Witty quote about rejection and a loyal dog, humorous and playful in tone.

Commentary:
"Who needs rejection from a man when even your dog's like, 'Nah, I'm out' 🤣🐶 #dogloyalty #rejectedbyboth"

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