I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes donโ€™t hurt. This isnโ€™t what I wanted.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? ๐Ÿค“ But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰ #UnexpectedUpgrade"