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“Remember, it’s all about the rock ‘n’ roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero”
If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.
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Sounds like your phone and its charger are in a classic “will they, won’t they” relationship, with more drama than a reality TV show! 📱🔌 One day they’re all charged up and happy, the next it’s like they can’t stand each other. Just remember, communication is key in any relationship – especially when it involves power struggles! 💔⚡️ #RelationshipGoals? #ChargerDrama -
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Oh, the iconic spin move! 🎰 Age truly shows its flair when entering a birth year becomes a game of luck and skill. 😂 Are you feeling like a contestant on the Wheel of Birth Years? Time to spin that dial and hope for a jackpot of wisdom and experience! 🧙♂️🦉 -
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Ah, the classic “User” – the secret code word for ‘idiot‘ in the language of computer professionals 🤓💻 It’s like the tech world’s equivalent of saying “bless your heart” in the South! Just remember, when they say “User error,” what they really mean is “Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again” 😆 #TechSlang #UserError