38 Funny meant quotes — Wordgag ツ

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

1 month ago1 month ago

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

2 months ago2 months ago

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

2 months ago2 months ago

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

2 months ago2 months ago

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

2 months ago2 months ago

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

2 months ago2 months ago

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

2 months ago2 months ago

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

3 months ago3 months ago

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

3 months ago3 months ago

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

3 months ago3 months ago

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

4 months ago4 months ago

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

4 months ago4 months ago

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

4 months ago4 months ago

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

4 months ago4 months ago

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

4 months ago4 months ago

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

5 months ago5 months ago

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

6 months ago6 months ago

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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