Funny quotes meant

20 Funny meant quotes

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

2 weeks ago

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

2 months ago

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

2 months ago

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

3 months ago

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

3 months ago

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

3 months ago

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

3 months ago

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

3 months ago

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

3 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

3 months ago

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

3 months ago

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

3 months ago

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

3 months ago

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

3 months ago

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

3 months ago

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

3 months ago

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

3 months ago

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

3 months ago

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

3 months ago

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

3 months ago