32 Funny meant quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

  Commentary:
  What a plot twist! I’m just a human caught in an office-themed episode of Lost. 🏝️🔍🏢

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

  Commentary:
  Thanks for the family heirloom, but did it come with a return policy? 😂🧠👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

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  2 days ago

  Share →: To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

  Commentary:
  Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

  Commentary:
  That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

  Commentary:
  😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃‍♂️💨📞x

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"

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