Commentary:
Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform π§π¨π
40 Funny meant quotes
When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!
No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.
Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.
To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.
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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.
I think you misunderstood β when I said, βLet me look into it,β that meant, βI donβt know exactly how to tell you no just yet.β
Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.
I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.
