27 Funny meant quotes

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  17 minutes ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's God's way of saying, 'Have fun while you're at it!' 😂🌟🍑"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

  Commentary:
  "He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"

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