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In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Feb 3, 2026

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Feb 3, 2026

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Feb 2, 2026

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Feb 2, 2026

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Feb 2, 2026

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Feb 2, 2026

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

Feb 2, 2026

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Feb 2, 2026

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Feb 1, 2026

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Feb 1, 2026

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Feb 1, 2026

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Feb 1, 2026

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Jan 31, 2026

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Jan 31, 2026

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Jan 31, 2026

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Jan 31, 2026

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Jan 31, 2026

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Jan 31, 2026

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Jan 30, 2026

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Jan 30, 2026

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Jan 30, 2026

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Jan 29, 2026Feb 28, 2026

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Jan 29, 2026

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Jan 29, 2026

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Jan 28, 2026

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Jan 28, 2026

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Jan 23, 2026

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Jan 22, 2026

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Jan 22, 2026

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Jan 22, 2026

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Jan 21, 2026

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Jan 21, 2026

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Jan 21, 2026

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Jan 21, 2026

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Jan 21, 2026

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Jan 21, 2026

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Jan 20, 2026

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Jan 20, 2026

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Jan 20, 2026

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Jan 19, 2026