I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer" Related funny posts 🤝 Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style. I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard. “I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually. “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.