No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:What a plot twist! I’m just a human caught in an office-themed episode of Lost. 🏝️🔍🏢 Related funny posts 🤝 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office. Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.