To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝 Related funny posts 🤝 My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing. The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership. Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves. Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.