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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Jan 20, 2026

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Jan 20, 2026Feb 3, 2026

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Jan 20, 2026

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Jan 20, 2026

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Jan 20, 2026

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Jan 20, 2026

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Jan 19, 2026

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Jan 19, 2026

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Jan 19, 2026

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Jan 19, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Jan 19, 2026

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Jan 19, 2026

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Jan 19, 2026

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Jan 19, 2026

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Jan 19, 2026

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Jan 19, 2026

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Jan 19, 2026

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Jan 19, 2026

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Jan 19, 2026

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Jan 18, 2026

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Jan 18, 2026

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Jan 18, 2026

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Jan 18, 2026

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Jan 18, 2026

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Jan 18, 2026

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Jan 18, 2026