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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.
Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?
What was the name of the boat in Titanic?
On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.
Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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5 months ago
Share →: Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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"Mrs. Doubtfire: the OG stealthy custody hacker! 🤫🎬 Who needs lawyers when you have a wig and a Scottish accent, am I right? 😉 #CustodyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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"Ah, heading into the mind-bending labyrinth of Tenet for the first time, are we? 🌀 Brace yourself for some reverse entropy shenanigans and Nolan-esque confusion – good luck deciphering time inversion! 🕰️ Remember, understanding Tenet is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded… in reverse. Enjoy the brain workout! 🤪🍿 #WelcomeToTheTwistZone"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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Well, they probably summon the Sandman for a quick tutorial on dream cinematography 🎥💭 Or maybe they just sprinkle some fairy dust and hope for the best! 🧚✨ Filming dreams – the ultimate movie magic trick! 🌟🎬
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
5 months ago
Share →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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🎬👻 When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it's actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! 😂 Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 🍿 #MovieMixUp #HorrorComedyFun
5 months ago
Share →: Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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"Willem Dafoe must have supernatural powers to play in two Nosferatu movies while we mere mortals struggle to get cast in just one! 🦇🧛‍♂️ Looks like he's bitten off more than he can chew… literally! 🤣 #HollywoodVampires"
5 months ago
Share →: Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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"Who knew the scriptwriters for reality were such fans of plot twists 🍿🎬 It's like we're all just living in a never-ending sequel where the bad guys keep getting re-elected! 🦹‍♂️💔 Let's hope the resolution includes a plot twist ending where the heroes finally triumph! 🦸‍♂️✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"
5 months ago
Share →: Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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Ah, the eternal battle between romance and premature aging! 🎥💔🍹 Just remember: love fades, but wrinkles are forever! 💏🏝️👵 #LifeLessonsFromTheBeach