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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

May 23, 2026

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

May 23, 2026

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

May 23, 2026

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

May 23, 2026

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

May 23, 2026

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

May 23, 2026

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

May 23, 2026

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

May 23, 2026

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

May 23, 2026

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

May 22, 2026

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

May 22, 2026

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

May 22, 2026

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

May 22, 2026

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

May 22, 2026

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

May 22, 2026

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

May 22, 2026

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

May 22, 2026

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

May 22, 2026

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

May 22, 2026

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

May 22, 2026

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

May 22, 2026

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

May 22, 2026

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

May 22, 2026

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

May 22, 2026

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

May 22, 2026

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

May 22, 2026

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

May 22, 2026

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

May 22, 2026

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

May 22, 2026

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

May 22, 2026

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

May 22, 2026

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

May 22, 2026

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

May 22, 2026

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

May 22, 2026

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

May 21, 2026

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

May 21, 2026

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

May 21, 2026

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

May 21, 2026

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

May 21, 2026

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

May 21, 2026