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Looks like our invites got lost somewhere between Blockbuster and dial-up internet 😂📼🕸️
188 Funny movie quotes
The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.
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And here I was waiting in the theater for them to start cleaning! 🍿🏠🎬
There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.
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Just imagining the creepy ghost tripping over a rug is the bedtime story we all need! 😂👻🎬
Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.
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Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠
Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.
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Guess I'm the plot police at movie night, because I'm the one who insists we focus on the screen instead of the snacks! 🍿🎬👀
I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.
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Cine-nap: a plot twist I didn't see coming! 😴🍿🎬
I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.
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Turns out I've been training for the Olympics in stealth candy consumption 🍬🎬🤫
The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.
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Who do I have to impress at the North Pole to get a magical month off work? 🎅🏝️🗓️
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂