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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

1 month ago

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

1 month ago

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

1 month ago

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

1 month ago

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

2 months ago

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

2 months ago

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

2 months ago

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

2 months ago

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

2 months ago

For the record, I use a turntable.

2 months ago

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

2 months ago

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

2 months ago

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

2 months ago

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

2 months ago

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

3 months ago

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

3 months ago

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

3 months ago

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

3 months ago

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

3 months ago

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

3 months ago