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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

May 28, 2026

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

May 28, 2026

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

May 28, 2026

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

May 28, 2026

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

May 28, 2026

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

May 28, 2026

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

May 28, 2026

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

May 28, 2026

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

May 28, 2026

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

May 28, 2026

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

May 28, 2026

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

May 28, 2026

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

May 28, 2026

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

May 27, 2026

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

May 27, 2026

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

May 27, 2026

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

May 27, 2026

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

May 27, 2026

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

May 27, 2026

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

May 27, 2026

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

May 27, 2026

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

May 27, 2026

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

May 27, 2026

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

May 27, 2026

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

May 27, 2026

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

May 27, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

May 27, 2026

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

May 27, 2026

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

May 27, 2026

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

May 27, 2026

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

May 27, 2026

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

May 27, 2026

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

May 27, 2026

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

May 27, 2026

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

May 27, 2026

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

May 27, 2026

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

May 27, 2026

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

May 27, 2026

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

May 27, 2026