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Applying for jobs today: Dear Employer, I've been very good this year and all I want is a new job under my career tree! 🎅📄🎁
361 Funny nostalgia quotes
Do y’all remember the shame of reading fanfiction before it was normalized? Like, ‘Damn, I used to hide in the shadows, and now we’re just talking about it everywhere.’
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Reading fanfiction used to be my ninja training for stealth mode, and now I'm out here proudly waving my bookmark like a flag 😂📚👀
I still can’t believe school used to start at 7 a.m. and I actually showed up.
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Who knew my teenage superpower was waking up before sunrise just for math class? 😴☕📚
I wish Spotify had a “songs you forgot about for some weird reason, but trust me, you still love them” button.
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Press that button and get ready for a nostalgic dance party with your long-lost music loves! 🎶🕺💃
Some people miss exes, I miss only the clothes I didn’t buy.
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When love left, all I really missed was that killer sale! 🛍️💔😄
That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive.
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Every time I scroll, I feel like I'm in a time machine heading back to the prehistoric era! 🦖📜
“I’m so fiercely anti-nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend, lest I look back on it too fondly.”
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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later.
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Sounds like back then jobs were about as common as socks with missing pairs! 🧦🤦♂️✨
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.
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When dial-up internet was our biggest problem and Tamagotchis were our hardest responsibility! 🕹️📟😄