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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Funny text about missing quirky-nosed old alcoholics, playful and humorous in tone.

Commentary:
"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ƒ Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FashionForwardDrinking"


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