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1 month ago
Share →: “Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Commentary:
"Too much garlic? Nah, that's just spicy love in the kitchen! 🧄💖🔥 #GarlicGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"
2 months ago
Share →: We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Commentary:
"Couples who roast together, toast together! 🔥😂❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Commentary:
"Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Commentary:
"Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Commentary:
Haha, true! It’s like he has all the time in the world—probably because he's busy coding relationships in his virtual "app"! 📱💖😂 Or maybe he’s just busy enjoying the honeymoon phase before real life schedules take over! ⏰😉
2 months ago
Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
3 months ago
Share →: If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Commentary:
"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"
3 months ago
Share →: You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Commentary:
Looks like you're taking the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part quite literally! Who needs direct messages when you have Taylor Swift blaring through the neighborhood? That's some next-level dedication to getting someone's attention – with a touch of musical finesse.
4 months ago
Share →: Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Commentary:
"Valentine's Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there's still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! 😂💘 #LastMinuteLove"