If you donโt fall in love with me, Iโll write poetry about you and then youโll regret it. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… ๐๐๐ #PoeticRevenge" Related funny posts ๐ค Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her familyโs struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. Itโs normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right? No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap. Thunder is fake. It doesnโt even sync up properly with lightning. Thereโs some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.