If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.
Commentary: "If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"