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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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🌷💐💌 "Ladies, if you find yourself in a floral mystery today, don't worry – it's just me spreading some anonymous flower power! Who needs a card when the blossoms speak for themselves? 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged card, day, flowers, gift, humor, lady, me, romance, surprise, today, valentine's, Valentine’s Day on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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