Commentary:
When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
90 Funny romance quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.
Commentary:
"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.
Commentary:
"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.
Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.
Commentary:
"Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?
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Commentary:
"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶♂️🤔"
No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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Commentary:
"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"