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53 Funny store quotes

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

3 months ago

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

3 months ago

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

3 months ago

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

3 months ago

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

3 months ago

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

3 months ago

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

3 months ago

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

3 months ago

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

3 months ago

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

3 months ago

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

3 months ago

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

3 months ago