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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Playful text about choosing a different store over help from a liquor clerk.

Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"


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