Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Rotisserie chicken hunting—better than any reality TV show 🍗😂🚗 Related funny posts 🤝 Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer. I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?