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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, care, dog, funny advice, grocery, grocery store, hear, home, hour, humor, i, know, needs, pet, pet care, restaurant, stay, store on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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