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Funny surprise quotes bring a delightful twist to the unexpected! 🎁😂 From humorous reactions to plot twists and unexpected moments, these quotes capture the joy and laughter of those “gotcha” moments. Whether you’re celebrating a surprise party or just enjoying life’s little shocks, these quotes are sure to add a smile to your day. Enjoy the fun and embrace the unexpected with a hearty laugh! 😄🎉

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

3 months ago

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

3 months ago

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

3 months ago

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

3 months ago

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

3 months ago

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

3 months ago

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

3 months ago

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

3 months ago

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

3 months ago

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

3 months ago

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

3 months ago

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

3 months ago

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

3 months ago

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

3 months ago

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

3 months ago

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

3 months ago

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

3 months ago

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

3 months ago

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

3 months ago