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Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
213 Funny surprise quotes
I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.
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Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆
Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.
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When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯
There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.
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When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂
Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.
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When even the demon in your selfie has a better skincare routine 🧖♂️😂📸
Being underestimated is my favorite plot twist.
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Every time someone underestimates me, I feel like the surprise twist in the final scene of a poorly-organized mystery novel.
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
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"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.
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Zooming to space without a rocket! 🚀🤯✨
Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.
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Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅
Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?
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Looks like your future kid is gonna have front-row seats to the next century’s chaos! 🎟️👶🚀