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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Breaking via TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Live now on Messenger:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Just landed via X:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Just landed via Threads:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Live now on Slack:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Breaking via Twitch:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Just shared via TikTok:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Funny surprise quotes bring a delightful twist to the unexpected! 🎁😂 From humorous reactions to plot twists and unexpected moments, these quotes capture the joy and laughter of those “gotcha” moments. Whether you’re celebrating a surprise party or just enjoying life’s little shocks, these quotes are sure to add a smile to your day. Enjoy the fun and embrace the unexpected with a hearty laugh! 😄🎉

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Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Commentary:
Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
4 days ago
Share →: The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Commentary:
Just when you think you're done, the pot's like, "Surprise! I'm the boss level of dishwashing!" 😅🍲🧼
4 days ago
Share →: Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Is it bad that I start practicing my surprised-but-not-really face every time I make plans? ❄️😅🎉
4 days ago
Share →: ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Commentary:
Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
4 days ago
Share →: The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Commentary:
I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
5 days ago
Share →: Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Commentary:
"Just once, I'd like the free gift to be something other than 'nature's marble'! 🥑🎁😅"
6 days ago
Share →: Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨
6 days ago
Share →: The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Commentary:
When your stomach invents interpretative dance without your permission 😂🤢💃
6 days ago
Share →: Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Commentary:
Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃‍♂️🛒😂
6 days ago
Share →: I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Commentary:
"Who needs a detective thriller when I've got a live episode of 'Where's My Package?' on my porch! 📦🕵️‍♂️😆"

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Telegram:

Alexa, mute my children.

Reported on Telegram:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Shared recently on Facebook:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Making waves on Facebook:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Spotted on Discord:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Breaking via Twitch:

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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