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When getting ghosted leads to surprise gifts in the mail 😂📦
211 Funny surprise quotes
Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?
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"Of course not, Dre just forgot to text me back! 🎤🕶️😂"
“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”
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Looks like we're in for a night of plot twists and identity bingo! 🎉😜🔀
I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.
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Trying to inspire heavenly panic with nothing but my charm and clumsiness 😇😅
I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”
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When you're practically a historian on wheels! 🕵️♂️🚴♂️📜
I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.
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Why invite anyone else when you can surprise yourself multiple times a day? 🎉🤔🙃
As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…
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Who knew I'd be trading clubbing for birding? At least these 'night owls' are quiet! 🦉👀😂
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.
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Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.
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Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆