Commentary:
"That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"
214 Funny surprise quotes
If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”
Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"
Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
Commentary:
"🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨"
You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.
Commentary:
"Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"
We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.
Commentary:
🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️♂️🍿
Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?
Commentary:
"Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄"
Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.
Commentary:
"When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"
She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.
Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.
Commentary:
"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
Commentary:
"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"