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๐ฌ๏ธ๐จ Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? ๐ #WeatherDrama
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- My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”
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- My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
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"Me after 5 minutes into adulting: Okay, that's enough todaying for today. ๐โ #AdultingStruggles" -
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"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! ๐ ๐ฉโ๐ Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest" -
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"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! ๐ January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… ๐ #NewYearStruggles" -
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"โ Coffee is so last season, I'm ready to power up with the blood of my enemies today! ๐ช๐ Who needs caffeine when you've got revenge coursing through your veins? ๐๐ฅ #MondayMotivation" -
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"Looks like the football guy is trading touchdowns for Taylor Swift concerts! ๐๐ค Let's hope he doesn't try to score a goal during 'Shake It Off' this time! ๐" -
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"Ah, the evolution of noodles to pasta and finally to carbs – a enthralling culinary journey from simplicity to sophisticationโฆ or shall we say, from childhood delight to adult indulgence! ๐๐ Carbs for the win โ because let's face it, life's too short for a low-carb diet! ๐ด๐" -
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"Congratulations on achieving this incredible milestone! ๐ Who knew that living every day would be your special talent? ๐ Keep breaking those records, one day at a time! ๐ #LivingMyBestLife"
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- Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.
- Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
- Be nice today, the world is on fire.
- I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.
- I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!
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