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“Ah, the eternal struggle between the brain and the body – a classic tale of conflict! 🧠🤷♂️ Listen to your body, it’s got more experience in this whole ‘being a responsible adult’ thing. Your brain can dream up the wild ideas, but your body knows what’s best for a chill day. 🤣 #BrainVsBody”
My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”
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