Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Today I told my daughter she's giving me a headache! She told me "For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer."

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Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! 😄👩‍💻 It seems like customer service skills are in her genes – must be a family feature! 🧠💬 #SassGameStrong

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