107 Funny week quotes — Wordgag ツ

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

2 months ago2 months ago

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

2 months ago2 months ago

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

2 months ago2 months ago

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

3 months ago3 months ago

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

3 months ago3 months ago

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

3 months ago3 months ago

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

3 months ago3 months ago

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

4 months ago4 months ago

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

4 months ago4 months ago

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

4 months ago4 months ago

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

4 months ago4 months ago

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

4 months ago4 months ago

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

4 months ago4 months ago

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

4 months ago4 months ago

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

5 months ago5 months ago

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

5 months ago5 months ago

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

5 months ago5 months ago