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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.
I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.
It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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2 months ago
Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Commentary:
Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟
2 months ago
Share →: “It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Commentary:
Looks like Tuesday decided to pull a full week's worth of drama! 😅🍷 Who knew midweek could feel so exhausting? Here's to surviving the chaos—one sarcastic coffee at a time! ☕️🙃
2 months ago
Share →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Commentary:
"Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of Mondays! Just when you think the weekend vibes are kicking in, bam! Monday strikes again like clockwork ⏰😅 It's the never-ending saga of alarms, coffee, and the unrelenting quest for that elusive weekend feeling! Hang in there, folks! 🙃 #MondayMadness"
3 months ago
Share →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the 'under review' stage 😉🃏 Don't worry, maybe someone will finally hit that 'accept' button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Commentary:
Oh, the betrayal! 🤧🥦 It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! 😉🤣
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate mystery of diets – where salads make you gain weight and cookies disappear miraculously 😂🍪 It's like the scale is playing a sneaky game of hide and seek with your progress! Keep going, you're one week closer to solving the grand puzzle of dieting 😉💪
3 months ago
Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."
3 months ago
Share →: Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Commentary:
Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!
4 months ago
Share →: All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Commentary:
🤑💼 "Looks like it's time for billionaires to break a sweat and show off their do-gooder side! Remember, it's not just about buying another yacht, it's about spreading that wealth like confetti! Let's see those philanthropic muscles flex, folks! Otherwise, it might be time to say 'buh-bye' to those stacks of cash! 💸🌟"