Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Commentary:
"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ΈπŸ—‘οΈ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies"