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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.