82 Funny week quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸‍♂️📉😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of 'relaxing' by doing chores! Who needs rest when you've got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  "Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

  Commentary:
  "When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️

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