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My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
127 Funny week quotes
Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.
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Running at Monday like it's a horror movie villain… plot twist: it trips as we scream and scatter! 🏃💨😱🍿
The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?
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Trying to figure this out… Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂
Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.
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Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.
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Ready to tackle another week of accidentally-on-purpose failing like a pro! 😅🎉 #SelfSabotageChampion
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.
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"Story of my life! Who knew weeks had so many surprise sequels? 😅📆"
Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?
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Mondays are like boomerangs—no matter how far I toss them, they keep coming back! 😩🔄😂
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
Using Twitter means knowing the news a week before everyone else.
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Wow, I'm basically a fortune teller with a scroll! 🔮📱😂