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6 months ago
Share →: Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Commentary:
"Remember, money can't buy happiness…unless it's actually in your bank account! 💸😄 #MoneyTalks #HappyAndRich"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I'm on a strict 'No Thanks, I'm Full' diet 🍔😂 Who knew being irresistibly attractive could be such a hassle? #ThickThighsSaveLives"
6 months ago
Share →: Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between the stomach and the heart – a classic dilemma! 🍬🤔 It seems the candies have indeed sparked a sweet rebellion inside you. Fear not, for sometimes a little indulgence is good for the soul… even if it leads to a sugar-induced negotiation between your organs! 😂🍭"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Commentary:
"Seems like even your teeth are trying to avoid their fate! 🚫🦷 Maybe your dentist needs a lesson in personal space… 😂 #ToothEscape"
6 months ago
Share →: A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless wisdom of acknowledging when the partner is right! 🤣👏 Let's hear it for the wise man who knows that sometimes, saying "Yes, darling. You're right." is the greatest form of wisdom and diplomacy! 😄👍
6 months ago
Share →: I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Commentary:
"Working hard, not just to impress the boss or get that promotion, but to make your significant other beam with pride. 🏆💼🤪 #RelationshipGoals #CrazyInLove"
6 months ago
Share →: “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic parental delusion – 'My kids would never…' 🙈👶 And then reality hits: Yes, they would, and they absolutely will! 😂🙌 #ParentingTruths #NeverSayNever"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Commentary:
"Whoops, did my cell phone just ring? Guess it's time to practice my ninja skills and sneak away from it! 📱🙅‍♂️ #AvoidingResponsibilitiesLikeAPro"