Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Don't you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Commentary:
Ah, the classic “offer-help-then-get-actual-work” maneuver – a true art form in the realm of subtle rejection! 🎭 It’s like extending a hand in friendship and getting a high-five in return. 🖐️ Oh, the joy of lending a hand only to have it gently declined! 😅 #JustMyLuck

, , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes →

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

    Commentary:
    🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, “Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!” 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine being a vampire, trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing summer drink, and all you can find is hot blood 🧛‍♂️🩸 I guess those nighttime thoughts are really sucking the life out of you! 😂 #VampireProblems”

  • You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

    Commentary:
    When the speed limit feels like a mere suggestion rather than a rule 😂🚗💨 Who are these mythical creatures actually following it?? 🤔 #LifeinaFastLane #NeedforSpeed

  • The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

    Commentary:
    “The world definitely needs to hit pause and take a chill pill before we overload the poor future history teachers with our present shenanigans! 🌍🤯 #HistoryLessonsForDays”

  • A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

    Commentary:
    So true! 📺 It’s like we were all stuck in a love-hate relationship with those childhood characters because, let’s face it, the TV just didn’t give us many options back then! 😄 It’s a wonder we turned out as well as we did! #ChildhoodTVStruggles

  • When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

    Commentary:
    Ah, the timeless parent trickery of the “in a minute” promise – code for “let’s hope they get distracted and I can avoid this task altogether!” 🕒🧒🏼👧🏻 Parenting 101: When in doubt, distract and evade! 😉🤷🏻‍♂️ #ParentingStruggles #MasterOfDistraction