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Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Trending via Snapchat:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Just shared via Telegram:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Spotted on YouTube:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Live now on WeChat:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Breaking via Discord:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Playful quote about procrastination and internet obsession with humorous tone.
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"Just one quick peek at the internet… said every person ever, before embarking on an epic journey down the endless rabbit hole of cat videos, memes, and conspiracy theories. 🌐😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"

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42 shares on Twitch this month:

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

My default setting is sexual energy.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

43 shares on WeChat this month:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Going viral on YouTube:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Spotted on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Seen just now on Twitch:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Going viral on TikTok:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Just landed via Twitch:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Just shared via Facebook:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Just landed via Threads:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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