Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It's called a throne.

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“Well, well, well… If you’re going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone”

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