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Following a squirrel tour guide like it's leading a wildlife vacation: "Next on our tour, the majestic trash can!" 😂🐿️🗺️
58 Funny yes quotes
Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.
Commentary:
Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
Commentary:
Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.
Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to bond… or be banned! 😂🃏🚫
“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.
Commentary:
Trying to juggle sanity and Netflix without dropping the popcorn 😂🍿🧠
Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.
Commentary:
I upload pictures with filters for my online persona; my home is where the unfiltered reality show starts! 📷✨🏠😅
Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover
Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.
Commentary:
"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"
The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.
Commentary:
"😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹♂️🤣"
Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
Commentary:
"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"