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Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Going viral on Snapchat:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Seen just now on X:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Live now on WeChat:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Live now on Pinterest:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Trending via Threads:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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🤯 "Get in loser, we're going overthinking!" Ah, the classic road trip to Anxiety Town. Buckle up, folks! It's gonna be a bumpy ride straight into the Land of Second Guessing and Analysis Paralysis. Don't forget to pack your snacks – overthinking burns a lot of mental calories! 🚗💭

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25 shares on Twitch this month:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

33 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Trending via X:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Spotted on Reddit:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Spotted on Discord:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Trending via LinkedIn:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

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