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Looks like the secret ingredient to a happy life is a sprinkle of weirdness with friends! 😂🤪👯♂️
138 Funny friends quotes
Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.
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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.
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Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.
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Adding a lab coat to the mix of passion and experiments! 👩🔬🔬❤️
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞