By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it's nighttime.

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“Ah, the elusive night-time loser, blending seamlessly into the shadows 🌙. By day or night, a loser of all trades, master of none! 😂 #loserpower”

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