Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).