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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?