How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHow do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction. My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction. One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction. If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.