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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Humorous text about seeking life guidance through unlikely means.

Commentary:
"Joining a cult, huh? Just remember, if the recruiter starts offering you Kool-Aid, maybe consider running in the other direction 🏃‍♂️💨. But hey, at least you'll never have to worry about making decisions again… #cultlife 🤪🔮"


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